October 31, 2005
HOMESCHOOLING
If emulation is the highest form of flattery, Dick Cheney should feel most flattered.
Right and left leaning politicians, pundits and journalists ask, in the aftermath of Scooter’s indictments, “ Why ..what could possibly be his motive for continuing to make (false) statements so at odds with the facts, even at odds with his own notes?”
The “Daily Show” has run clips of Cheney ferociously denying having made a certain statement, followed by archive footage of Mr. Cheney saying exactly that. Don Imus, of “Imus In The Morning” smilingly quips, referring to the V.P., “His lips are moving, so you know he’s lying.”
(Mr. Cheney’s hairdresser, one Miss Mila Darcey* who is well known for haircuts in the oilpatch, adoringly opines that people don’t get it. She argues that Dick Cheney, in actuality, is the most honest pol in Washington because he lies so totally, blatantly and obviously. Other politicians at least infer that they are telling the truth. Dick Cheney makes no such effort when he promulgates his oft repeated fatties.)
Having thus been home schooled in the Veep’s contortion of a values’ system, it may well be that Scooter was simply confused.
*(a pun)
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Edited version:::
SCOOTER GETS AN ‘A’
If emulation is the highest form of flattery, Dick Cheney should feel most flattered.
Right and left leaning politicians, pundits and journalists ask, in the aftermath of Scooter’s indictments, “ Why ..what could possibly be his motive for continuing to make (false) statements so at odds with the facts, even at odds with his own notes?”
Look to Scooter boss, who one may argue is, in actuality, the most honest pol in Washington because he lies so totally, blatantly and obviously. Other politicians at least infer that they are telling the truth. Dick Cheney makes no such effort when he promulgates his oft repeated fatties.)
Having thus been home schooled in the Veep’s contortion of a values’ system, it may well be that Scooter was simply confused.
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WARMAGEDDON
Were I to be of the Evangelical persuasion I would cease toying with vocabulary such as “Science”; to wit, 'Science' shall henceforth include (irrational) beliefs and “Marriage”; which shall henceforth exclude two Johns with Peters .
I would refocus the massive energy spent in these vocabulary ‘a Christum Absurdum’ exercises and do maximum battle with global warming.
If ‘Warmaggeddon’ is of man and by man and not abated, the Second Coming may well be canceled for lack of attendance or or may well be redundant.
I would refocus the massive energy spent in these vocabulary ‘a Christum Absurdum’ exercises and do maximum battle with global warming.
If ‘Warmaggeddon’ is of man and by man and not abated, the Second Coming may well be canceled for lack of attendance or or may well be redundant.
