April 21, 2006
BUSH'S PLAINT ON WHITE HOUSE CHANGES
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Darn tootin I'm upset
And more than just a little.
I need my sycophants
and toady lickspittles.
Darn tootin I'm upset
And more than just a little.
I need my sycophants
and toady lickspittles.
Labels: Bush Admin
THE BUSH PRESIDENCY IS A BOON TO MANKIND
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The more he infuriates foes, allies and and oil suppliers and spreads fear and dismay about our planet the better off all us opposable-thumbers are.
At $3.00 or $5.00 per gallon of gas, gasoline consumption plummets, carbon dioxide levels abate, global warming reverses, the United States gets a new manufacturing gig for non hydrocarbon technology and in the meantime sis and junior along with their parents are reintroduced to pedal locomotion (bikes and walking) and our "chubby" crises is history.
One man's 'Incompetence' is another man's 'Tool.'
The more he infuriates foes, allies and and oil suppliers and spreads fear and dismay about our planet the better off all us opposable-thumbers are.
At $3.00 or $5.00 per gallon of gas, gasoline consumption plummets, carbon dioxide levels abate, global warming reverses, the United States gets a new manufacturing gig for non hydrocarbon technology and in the meantime sis and junior along with their parents are reintroduced to pedal locomotion (bikes and walking) and our "chubby" crises is history.
One man's 'Incompetence' is another man's 'Tool.'
Labels: Bush Admin
April 14, 2006
BELLY BUTTON LOYALTY
I've passed a Master's test or two
at M.I.T. and NYU
yet re management theory twas ne'er said bright
W's love of lickspittles and umbilicytes.
(umbilical plus acolyte)
at M.I.T. and NYU
yet re management theory twas ne'er said bright
W's love of lickspittles and umbilicytes.
(umbilical plus acolyte)
Labels: Bush Admin
April 09, 2006
REFULGENT EPICENE RESPONDS TO CHRISTIANISM
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The gorgeous and sexy gay man smiles at Jerry Falwell (on Larry King perhaps?) and says:
"Darling, Reverend, we honestly appreciate that you Christianists at least allow us to do "what we do" in the privacy of our homes. Likewise in the spirit of of turn-about is fair play, no pun intended, we are just tickled to have you do "what you do" in the sanctity of your churches.
The gorgeous and sexy gay man smiles at Jerry Falwell (on Larry King perhaps?) and says:
"Darling, Reverend, we honestly appreciate that you Christianists at least allow us to do "what we do" in the privacy of our homes. Likewise in the spirit of of turn-about is fair play, no pun intended, we are just tickled to have you do "what you do" in the sanctity of your churches.
Labels: Creative Writing, Social Issues
