November 22, 2006
Three Speedy Ways to Mid-East Peace
1. Accelerate global warming until entire Mid-East is barren shifting desert.
2. Free of charge, flood Mess-O-Potamia with misogynistic rap CD's, low hip jeans, nipple and labia piercing Pierce-O-Matic guns, tattoo paraphernalia, (edible veils?) and other essences of the West until the youth rise up in a tsunamic fever of co-opted capitalistic consumerism.
3. Admit that Jesus was a goof.