September 17, 2007
THE BUSH PRESIDENCY IS A BOON TO MANKIND
The more he infuriates foes, allies, terrorists and disrupts oil markets, spreading fear and dismay about our planet the better off all us opposable-thumbers are.
At $3.00 or $5.00 per gallon of gas, gasoline consumption plummets, carbon dioxide levels abate, global warming reverses, the United States gets a new manufacturing gig for non hydrocarbon technology and in the meantime sis and junior along with their parents are reintroduced to pedal locomotion (bikes and walking) and our 'Double Size It' obesity crises is history.
One man's 'Incompetence' is another man's 'Tool.'
God bless George (his wonders to behold) 'Walker' Bush
(reprint from May 2006)
Labels: attack Iran 'Save a Planet', incompetence as ass-et
It is an interesting analysis, but shouldn't those of us who already walk, pedal, take mass-transit get some kind of bonus? No? Well how about a gold star?
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