December 08, 2007
Sex Education and Papal Protection
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The Pope's Prophylactics
I have this vision of acolytes preparing the Pope's food in the Vatican kitchens.In this day and age they are appropriately wearing latex sheaths on their hands. Each finger is covered; ten little condoms for the Pope's oral hygiene.
But when it comes to genitalia..icky, icky...Pius and Paul...forswear protection in Christ's name...you'all.