March 08, 2008
Rush Limbaugh's cocktail prescription for John McCain
Rush Limpbaugh has been known to order up a pill or two for that feel good life of the ultra conservative.
The word is that he has recently prescribed to John McCain a cocktail of Bourbon and Viagra to be taken when John has one of his periodic fits of integrity.
"The booze'll numb your pangs of conscience towards your fellow citizens," says Rush, " and the Viagra will stiffen your conservative resolve while also reminding you of the party in which you now profess to reside."